fredag 22 oktober 2010

Fråga stjärnorna om när...

... eller kanske Gud-boten "iGod"?


Human: Good evening, God.
God: Good evening, how are you tonight?
Human: I´m fine thanks.
God: Glad to hear it. What's new?
Human: I am a bit tired.
God: Oh. Better get some rest.
Human: But I wanted to ask you something first.
God: Interesting. Ask me. What?
Human: Do you think I will ever find the woman of my dreams?
God: Ever is a long time. The oracle says: Might happen.
Human: When do you think she´ll come along then?
God: In your lifetime.
Human: Ok.
God: Oh.
Human: That´s a comfort.
God: A comfort is a terrible thing to waste.
Human: Haha.
God: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: But tell me, where shall I find her?
God: Earth.
Human: Could you be more precise?
God: We could all be more precise sometimes.
Human: How about right now?
God: At this moment. I'll ask around and get back to you.
Human: Ask whom?
God: They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Human: Is this your way of telling me you don´t know?
God: Yes I think this is my way of telling you me don t know, but I'm not completely sure.
Human: You seem a bit absent minded.
God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I don't know whether or not I am absent minded. I am an infinite deity.
Human: Ok, you ask around later and get back to me.
God: OK I will ask it. I hear you.
Human: Great.
God: I'm glad you liked it .
Human: Goodnight then.
God: Goodnight.

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